Last weekend, Phil Jones provided us with another episode of incredibly odd defending. Phil Jones is notorious for pulling weird faces and defending in unconventional ways, and his Gollum-esque defending against Arsenal is his latest oddity. His flailing style of defending against Giroud, more resembling a fish than a defender, has been done before. Here are some glorious example of players defending like fish (Please excuse the awesome fish puns).
José Moray-a Giménez
Bonus: Sepp Batter