The Best Ian Holloway Quotes



We were sad to hear today that Ian Holloway will be parting ways with Millwall after a string of poor performances have left the club wallowing in the Championship relegation zone. In light of this news, we reflect on the joyful moments that ‘Ollie has brought into our lives throughout the years, with witticisms that are often sagely, sometimes baffling, but always amusing. 

IanHolloway-iloveblackpool"He's six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking - he's got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he's hung like a hamster - that would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock's massive."

“For me, the football club is the owner of the dog. The dog is the footballer and the agent is a flea on his back, taking a ride on his talent. How can that flea, or the dog for that matter, govern where he goes and what he does when he has been bought for £25m? Agents must be laughing all the way to the bank.”“To put it in gentleman’s terms, if you’ve been out for a night and you’re looking for a young lady and you pull one, you’ve done what you set out to do. We didn’t look our best today but we’ve pulled …  She may not have been the best-looking lady we ended up taking home, but it was still very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much and let’s have coffee.”

 "If you're a burglar, it's no good poncing about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle them and come out. I don't advocate that obviously, it's just an analogy."

“I’m not a manager. I can’t manage anything, except my chickens. And to be fair I can’t manage them – they just run around the bleeding garden anyway, I cant catch them.”


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