Top 10 Most Incredible Zlatan Quotes



On Chelsea Players appealing for a red card.

“It felt like I had 11 babies around me”


On what he is getting his wife for her birthday…

“Nothing, she already has Zlatan”


On John Carew…

“What Carew does with a football I can do with an orange”


On rumours he was buying a Porsche…

“Absolutely not, I have ordered a plane. It’s much faster”


On Sweden elimination from Euro 2012

I don’t give a sh*t who wins. I’m going on holiday.


On his time at Barcelona…

“When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium fuel in the tank, you drive onto the motorway and you floor the accelerator. Guardiola filled up with diesel and went for a spin in the countryside. If that’s what we wanted, he should have bought himself a Fiat from the start.”


On Ajax’s title chances…

Reporter: “Do you even think it’s possible for Ajax to lose nine points in nine games?”
Zlatan: “According to my calculations it is possible to lose nine points in three games”


On finding a home in Paris…

“We are looking for an apartment. If we don’t find anything, then I’ll probably just buy the hotel”


To Ancelotti when he was nervous…

Zlatan: “Do you believe in Jesus?”
Ancelotti: “Yes”
Zlatan: “Good, so you believe in me. You can relax.”


 On being god…

Reporter: “Who will win the qualifier?” 
Zlatan: “Only God Knows”
Reporter: “It’s kind of hard to ask him”
Zlatan: “You’re talking to him”

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