Top 10 Most Incredible Zlatan Quotes

On Chelsea Players appealing for a red card.

"It felt like I had 11 babies around me"

On what he is getting his wife for her birthday...

"Nothing, she already has Zlatan"

On John Carew...

"What Carew does with a football I can do with an orange"

On rumours he was buying a Porsche...

"Absolutely not, I have ordered a plane. It's much faster"

On Sweden elimination from Euro 2012

I don't give a sh*t who wins. I'm going on holiday.

On his time at Barcelona...

"When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium fuel in the tank, you drive onto the motorway and you floor the accelerator. Guardiola filled up with diesel and went for a spin in the countryside. If that's what we wanted, he should have bought himself a Fiat from the start."

On Ajax's title chances...

Reporter: "Do you even think it's possible for Ajax to lose nine points in nine games?"Zlatan: "According to my calculations it is possible to lose nine points in three games"

On finding a home in Paris...

"We are looking for an apartment. If we don't find anything, then I'll probably just buy the hotel"

To Ancelotti when he was nervous...

Zlatan: "Do you believe in Jesus?"Ancelotti: "Yes"Zlatan: "Good, so you believe in me. You can relax."

 On being god...

Reporter: "Who will win the qualifier?" Zlatan: "Only God Knows"Reporter: "It's kind of hard to ask him"Zlatan: "You're talking to him"