Top 10: 'Things More Useful Than Andy Carroll'

Since his move to West Ham for £15m, the former Liverpool striker Andy Carroll has played only 16 games... and is now out injured (again) for four months. Poor old West Ham... but still the internet doesn't hold back, no sympathy shown to player who has been ridden with injuries... instead, let's start #ThingsMoreUsefulThanAndyCarroll... great move, thanks Footy Accumulators ;)

1. "OMG, you're drinking full fat water?!"

     

2. So close...

   

3. True, although he can stand on it?

4. Never even noticed that until now!

5. Sorry Yaya I know you don't want to be reminded of this day.

     

6. Ahh yes the constant struggle between man and his zipper.

7. Poor old Stevie...

   

8. Nifty...

9. Is that how Andy Carroll got injured?!

10.  We all knew this was coming...